i am in a band called plinth. to cut a long story short, they used to be shit until i joined and now plinth are ace, or at least at a level where its a matter of taste whether someone likes us as opposed to just not being able to play because they are completely shit.
put simply, i am ace, plinth or no plinth,
and i want this to be next cover for our next cd.

look! its so cute! it fits in a cup! a cup! etc.
i fear the other members will not see the genius.
T_Stash
I am obliged to say I hate Plinth just to wind the other members of your band up because
a) they* are an easy target
b) It's what the cool kids are doing
c) they take it so hilariously badly.
Please be aware that my opinions are not based on music, though I will deny this if questioned. Also, it tears me up a little every time I say something negative about Plinth seeing that you are in the band
* Nicola No Nob